Should I go for Fake Experience Certificate ?

Question

I am at the most unfornunate stage of my life that I never thought of ,Feeling shame and suicidal at the moment , had completed my btech in 2012 in computer science but unable to take my career to next step.not have Master or MBA or a Job now.had been unemployeed though .I can not see anything fruitful or at least anything which can take me out of this very frustated phase of my life.In order to carry life miserable life thinking to gain some technical course and apply for IT job with fake experince .Even now confused where should I go Banking clerk,PO things or regular coresspodence MBA from any college or giving govt exams this time seriously which I think not able to clear under this intense pressure . I know it highly unethitical to get job showing fake exp certificate but can not see anything beside this ,Will there be any problem if I show fake exp in UNIX oracle product supportfor 1.6 years on my resume .