SDLC For Great Programmer

Question

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1. Programmers produces code he believes is a completely bug-free.
2. Product is tested completely. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explained to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovered 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 & 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users finds 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmers, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmers sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitors using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors . He hires a programmers to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmers produces code he believes is bug-free :)

Dedicated to many of them :)