For sale-Used crystal ball

Slightly used 300 year old crystal ball (cb) multiple owners , out of warranty
Re-engineered by a covern of programmers to see C# problems -- to c see problems-- to cc problems - whatever
Recently back from service, I'm selling at a reduced price as I'm a little disappointed with
its abilities regarding forum questions.
EG:
Question on forum :
When I click a button, my program craps itself
cb:
Your toast is ready
Question on forum :
How can i write a text file without a pencil
cb:
Now it's burnt (toast)
Me:
I know that. I can hear the smoke alarm too.
Question on forum :
I've got an array of flowers with a sympathy card
cb:
Your dead
Question on forum :
How can i access a class. I'll post my code if you ask me ten times
cb:
I don't have fingers to count that high
Question on forum :
I've got errors in my code
cb;
Can you upload your code
Reply on forum :
I work for the CIA and it's a secret
cb:
Do you know who I am. Nobody has secrets from me
Reply on forum :
Then why do I need to upload my code ?
cb:
I knew that you would ask that question
Reply on forum :
What about my error
cb:
As you said, it's your error- live with it, or try a try/catch block
Reply on forum :
I think it's my goto code thats playing up. Please pretend I did'nt say that because the CIA arrests people who use goto statements
cb;
Can you post your goto code. Change the text color to white so no one can see it
Reply on forum :
That means you can't see it either
cb:
I don't have eyes, though I sometimes have a glint0
Reply on forum :
I don't believe you are all there...
cb:
I've just had ball surgery
Reply on forum :
You poor thing, no wonder you're knackered
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I can't tell you the price because that's a secret - buy the ball and you will know
Even though it's not too good on the forums, if you place it in the kitchen, you will know if your toast burns