In Soviet Russia...

Question

You guys already heard these kind of jokes.Its called "Russian Reversal" created by Yakov Smirnoff - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

Some of the jokes:

In America, you can always find a party.

In Russia, party always finds you.

In America, you watch television.

In Soviet Russia, television watch you.

In America, you drive car.

In Soviet Russia, car drive you.

In America, you listen to radio.

In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you.

In America, you throw party.

In Soviet Russia, party throw you.

In America, you curl rock.

In Soviet Russia, rock curl you.

        In? soviet Russia no time for joke where's the vodka

    
        In America Chuck Norris kicks your ass,
        In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass