The guy calls home but a different lady answers.
Guy: "Who are you?"
Maid: "Im the maid of the house"
Guy: "But we dont have maid in our house"
Maid: "The Lady of the house has hired me this morning?"
Guy: "Oh,is it? Im the Gentleman of this house.Can you call me the lady,please?"
Maid: "Your lady is now in bed with another man,sir.I thought he was the Gentleman.
Guy is very furious and goes mad.He thinks a devious plan and tells it to the maid:
Guy: "Do you want to earn 50.000 $"
Maid: "Yes of course,Sir"
Guy: "Allright then.Listen to me carefully.I have a gun in my suitcase,take it and bang the witch and supine"
Guy hears 2 shots on the phone.Maid gets back to phone and tells:
Maid: "I killed them,Sir.What should i do with the corpses?"
Guy: "Throw them into the pool"
Maid: "Ee,Sir,There is not any pool here?"
Guy thinks a moment and says:
Guy: "Excuse me,isnt the phone number 816 14 66?"
Loading

Sam HobbsPosted Mar 13, 2011, 7:08 PM
Ibrahim ErsoyPosted Mar 13, 2011, 9:42 AM
Dont judge anyone quickly.
Sam HobbsPosted Mar 12, 2011, 10:43 PM
Like when O. J. Simpson was being investigated for murdering his wife and her freind. He could not be found so the news media swarmed his home. The police insisted there wa nothing there to report. So the news media assumed there was something big that had happened, such as maybe OJ committed suicide. Then he was spotted in his SUV driving around. The news media had erroneously assumed that something big had happened.
Mahesh ChandPosted Mar 12, 2011, 8:19 PM