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Jun 7 2011 3:09 AM

A blonde woman was flying down the highway, well over the speed limit as she applied her makeup. A trooper saw her pass and pulled her over.
"Miss, can I see your driver's licence please?" asked the trooper.
After shuffling through her purse and couldn't find it, she asked the trooper what it should look like.
"About the size of a credit card, with a picture of your face on it" was the reply.
After a bit more searching, the blonde driver pulled out a compact with a small mirror on it.
"Here it is!" she chirped.
The trooper took a look at it, and being a blonde woman herself, handed it back to the driver and told her,
"Oh, I'm sorry miss, I didn't realize you were a police officer, you are free to go!

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